Wife and Husband funny joke

Wife : How much do you love me ?
Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure.
Wife : No just tell me….
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, I am nothing without you…

 
Wife : Wow ! That’s so romantic…
Husband (to himself):
Thank God she doesn’t know,this is a Chinese phone, with 3 sim cards…

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