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Old Stories in New Pakistan

Old Stories in New Pakistan….
1-Piysa kwa urr rha tha, achanak nechy usy pani aur kuch kankar nazar aye.Jaisay hi wo pani mein kankar dalnay k lye nechay utra to namaloom afraad ki firing se halaak ho gya.:-)
2-Kuttay ne qasai ki dukan se gosht churaya.Wo pani mein apna aks dekh rha tha k sailabi rela usay baha k le gya.:-)
3-Kachwa aur khrgosh ne race shuru ki.Khargosh k sotay hi kachwa uska mobile aur qeemti saman le k farar.:-)
4-Aladin ny charag ragra to wo zor dar dhamaky se phat gya Aladin samait 4 afrad halak, mutadid zakhmi, taliban ne zemadari kabol krli. :O:P|D

Insani Jism Ka Sub Se Nazuk Part

Insani Jism Ka Sub Se Nazuk Part,
” BuND “
Thand lagay to BuND Phat Gai,
Germi lagay to BuND Phat Gai,
Paper na Aata Ho to BuND Phat Gai,
Result Aaye to BuND Phat Gai,
Petrol ki Keemat Barrh Jaye To BuND Phat Gai,
Bijli ka Bill Aaye to BuND Phat Gai,
Mashok ki Fermaishain Barrh Jaein to BuND Phat Gai,
Koi Bhi Kaam Kharab Ho Jaye to BuND Phat Gai,
So Plz apni BuND ka Khyal Rakhiay
Shukriya
Yar Plz 100 Ka Load to Bhejo?
Lo ji Phir BuND Phat Gae..