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Wife and Husband funny joke

Wife : How much do you love me ?
Husband : I love U so much, I can’t measure.
Wife : No just tell me….
Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, I am nothing without you…

 
Wife : Wow ! That’s so romantic…
Husband (to himself):
Thank God she doesn’t know,this is a Chinese phone, with 3 sim cards…

1 panjabi or 1 pahtan Chocolate Store me gaye

1 panjabi or 1 pahtan Chocolate Store me gaye
panjabi Ne 5 Choclate Chori kr k Jaib me rakh Lin 0r Bahar A gya.
or Bola:
Tum ne hath ki Safai dekhi ?
Pahtan :
Ye to Kuch b Nai Ao dukan me tumko Jadu dikhauga
pahtan dukandar se Jadu dekho ge?
Dukndar: dikhao
pahtan ne 1 Chocolate Li 0r kha gya
Phr 2sri,3sri
puri 5 Kha gaya
Dukndar:
Aby Jadu kahan he?
Pahtan :
Ab mare dost Ki Jaib ki talashi Lo
wahan se Niklengi pori 5 Chocolates 🙂 Geo pahtan.